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[muffled] Hey, don't--put that down! Come back here and--what are you eating? [speaking into the device] So, um, I don't have younger siblings or anything and I like kids but...I could really use some babysitting tips right now. [Quietly to himself while turning off device, with sounds of mayhem in the background] Oh, god, why....
[muffled] Hey, don't--put that down! Come back here and--what are you eating? [speaking into the device] So, um, I don't have younger siblings or anything and I like kids but...I could really use some babysitting tips right now. [Quietly to himself while turning off device, with sounds of mayhem in the background] Oh, god, why....
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Date: 2010-11-13 07:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-11-13 10:29 pm (UTC)Give no ground. You outrank them in age, experience, and intelligence. Should they attempt to rebel, ignore them to avoid giving their tantrum any semblance of legitimacy. Likewise, foster good behaviour through bribery.
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Date: 2010-11-13 10:38 pm (UTC)I thinkI probably will have to bribe them.
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Date: 2010-11-13 08:39 pm (UTC)What kind of babysitting tips, dear?
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Date: 2010-11-13 09:09 pm (UTC)I don't even know. Like how do I keep Tommy from destroying the apartment? Not that that isn't usually a concern, but still.
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Date: 2010-11-13 09:10 pm (UTC)How old is Tommy?
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Date: 2010-11-13 09:46 pm (UTC)Today? About four or five as far as I can tell. Same for his twin.
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Date: 2010-11-13 09:49 pm (UTC)[Attempts to pull himself together and be reassuring.]
You don't need to worry about anything right now, I promise. What do you want for lunch?
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Date: 2010-11-13 09:52 pm (UTC)[Pause]
Peanut butter and jelly?
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Date: 2010-11-13 09:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-11-13 09:34 pm (UTC)I think we need to wait for our parents to come get us.
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Date: 2010-11-13 09:38 pm (UTC)[Billy does. His mom made him memorize it for just such an occasion]
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Date: 2010-11-13 09:42 pm (UTC)My mom never picks it up.
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