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Nov. 13th, 2010 02:34 pm
lookjustlike: (hulkling look)
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[Voice/Apartment action]

[muffled] Hey, don't--put that down!  Come back here and--what are you eating?  [speaking into the device] So, um, I don't have younger siblings or anything and I like kids but...I could really use some babysitting tips right now. [Quietly to himself while turning off device, with sounds of mayhem in the background] Oh, god, why....

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Date: 2010-11-13 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prefers-chess.livejournal.com
How old are the children in question?

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Date: 2010-11-13 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prefers-chess.livejournal.com
Ah. Old enough to comprehend negotiations and yet still young enough to be easily subdued. Marvellous.

Give no ground. You outrank them in age, experience, and intelligence. Should they attempt to rebel, ignore them to avoid giving their tantrum any semblance of legitimacy. Likewise, foster good behaviour through bribery.

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Date: 2010-11-13 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prefers-chess.livejournal.com
Treat them as such or they will destroy you.

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Date: 2010-11-13 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] setshimup.livejournal.com
3.2.

What kind of babysitting tips, dear?

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Date: 2010-11-13 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] setshimup.livejournal.com
Out of 10.

How old is Tommy?

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Date: 2010-11-13 08:43 pm (UTC)
inmyothertights: (tiny - pointing out the obvious)
From: [personal profile] inmyothertights
Mr. Teddy, my mom says that if you yell like that you're going to get blood pressure problems.

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Date: 2010-11-13 09:14 pm (UTC)
inmyothertights: (tiny - wait what)
From: [personal profile] inmyothertights
She also says you need to talk about the things that worry you.

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Date: 2010-11-13 09:52 pm (UTC)
inmyothertights: (tiny - coloring book)
From: [personal profile] inmyothertights
Is my mom going to get us? You're awfully nice for a kidnapper.

[Pause]

Peanut butter and jelly?

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Date: 2010-11-13 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] little-thomas.livejournal.com
I WANNA GO HOME!

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Date: 2010-11-13 09:34 pm (UTC)
inmyothertights: (tiny - i has a block)
From: [personal profile] inmyothertights
[Billy is sitting somewhere nearby and watching]

I think we need to wait for our parents to come get us.

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Date: 2010-11-13 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] little-thomas.livejournal.com
I bet they dunno where we are.

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Date: 2010-11-13 09:38 pm (UTC)
inmyothertights: (tiny - so concerned with others)
From: [personal profile] inmyothertights
Do you know your phone number?

[Billy does. His mom made him memorize it for just such an occasion]

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Date: 2010-11-13 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] little-thomas.livejournal.com
[No, he doesn't. But even this young Tommy wants to save face.]

My mom never picks it up.

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