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[muffled] Hey, don't--put that down!  Come back here and--what are you eating?  [speaking into the device] So, um, I don't have younger siblings or anything and I like kids but...I could really use some babysitting tips right now. [Quietly to himself while turning off device, with sounds of mayhem in the background] Oh, god, why....

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[setshimup.livejournal.com]

Children love television. It gives them something to focus on.

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So far my other tactics are not giving them soda and convincing them I'm not a kidnapper.

[setshimup.livejournal.com]

First, of all, calling them tactics? Are you a babysitter or are you on Alias? Second of all, park them in front of the television and why aren't you giving them soda?

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Because I'm trying to calm them down not make them go crazy?